WHERE HAVE ALL OUR LESBIANS GONE?

[momebie]

Boy: it really is amazing how different of a world it is here than in Orlando
Boy: I've yet to run into non english speaking folks here, but the number of jacked up pick ups is a lot higher
Boy: also, no christians singing, but there are crickets
KL: I think it's just that in 'Dina, the Christians have the decency to sing only on their day of the week.

On the one hand, I don't like being reminded about how differently he's living than me right now. On the other, I really wish the Holy Land Experience would catch fire. (Yeah, I live across from that monstrosity that pretends to be a church. I'm actually very curious about it, but I refuse to give them money because they're run by one of those fringe Christian Zionist groups that wants to turn Jews into Christians. Just let people be, irgh.)

AND SPEAKING OF CHRISTIANS. This afternoon I went and hung out with theemdash and scifigirl and we watched a movie called Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. It was just as amazing as it sounds, and Sara spent much of it going 'WAIT, WHAT?' Basically, the vampires have been stealing lesbians (because no one will miss them due to their deviant behavior) and using them in skin graft operations to make it possible for the vampires to walk about in the sun. Jesus must stop them, aided by Mary Magnum and the Mexican wrestler The Saint.

so, that movie won an honorable mention at a film festival and I am never going to make fun of Jensen or Jared for lacking the acting skills EVER AGAIN.

Comments

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

AHAHA AMAZING! I think I need to watch this movie.

I like how they gave her a laptop so she could just directly read her lines off of it.

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

IKR, WHY DID SHE GET THE PART IF SHE HAD TO READ HER LINES FROM THE LAPTOP?!

[momebie.livejournal.com]

MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY DID SHE HAVE THE LAPTOP IN A FUCKING SAUNA? THAT'S HORRIBLE FOR IT.

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

IF ONLY THAT WERE THE MOST WTF MOMENT OF THE MOVIE.

BUT SERIOUSLY, DID YOU SEE HOW OLD IT WAS? MAYBE SHE JUST WANTED TO GET IT REPLACED. SO SHE SET ABOUT GETTING IT "DESTROYED" ON THE JOB.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

YEAH, BUT LIKE, SHE COULD HAVE ACCIDENTALLY STAKED IT. OR DRENCHED IT IN JESUS BLOOD. OR SOMETHING.

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

SHH. I'M TRYING TO MAKE LOGIC HAPPEN.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

OH, SORRY. I'M A WARRIOR AGAINST LOGIC, YOU UNDERSTAND.

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

WELL THEN IMA HAVE TO PUNCH THE ANTI-LOGIC PUSHER RIGHT OUT OF YOU. OR SOMETHING. (yes, I'm aware that made no sense at all.)

[momebie.livejournal.com]

I AM WINNING. MOO HA HA. *ducks punches like Jesus*

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

I WAS THINKING JUST THAT.

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

To be fair, considering the overall quality of the movie, it's entirely possible they rewrote that whole scene about ten seconds before they started shooting.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Totally entirely possible. I really do wonder about who wrote this. I am sad that we didn't make anything like it in tv productions in high school.

[theemdash]

Netflix is my vehicle for horrible, horrible movies.

(Also, we started watching Leverage last night...)

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

Have you seen Wild Zero yet?

(EEEEE!)

[theemdash]

YES I HAVE, ON YOUR "RECOMMENDATION."

(btw Christian's arms? NNNNGH still)

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

STFU YOU KNOW IT WAS AWESOME

("I don't even know what it is you do!")

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Oh, tell me about it... Netflix just makes it so easy!

(OOOOH DO YOU LIKE IT?!)

[theemdash]

I'M SORRY. HARDISON IS GOING TO DIE. XD

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

QUICK, QUICK, LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE! Except not Parker, Sophie, Nate, or Eliot. Um. Quick, quick, make Sterling your favorite!