WHERE HAVE ALL OUR LESBIANS GONE?

[momebie]

Boy: it really is amazing how different of a world it is here than in Orlando
Boy: I've yet to run into non english speaking folks here, but the number of jacked up pick ups is a lot higher
Boy: also, no christians singing, but there are crickets
KL: I think it's just that in 'Dina, the Christians have the decency to sing only on their day of the week.

On the one hand, I don't like being reminded about how differently he's living than me right now. On the other, I really wish the Holy Land Experience would catch fire. (Yeah, I live across from that monstrosity that pretends to be a church. I'm actually very curious about it, but I refuse to give them money because they're run by one of those fringe Christian Zionist groups that wants to turn Jews into Christians. Just let people be, irgh.)

AND SPEAKING OF CHRISTIANS. This afternoon I went and hung out with theemdash and scifigirl and we watched a movie called Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. It was just as amazing as it sounds, and Sara spent much of it going 'WAIT, WHAT?' Basically, the vampires have been stealing lesbians (because no one will miss them due to their deviant behavior) and using them in skin graft operations to make it possible for the vampires to walk about in the sun. Jesus must stop them, aided by Mary Magnum and the Mexican wrestler The Saint.

so, that movie won an honorable mention at a film festival and I am never going to make fun of Jensen or Jared for lacking the acting skills EVER AGAIN.

Comments

[3libras.livejournal.com]

You live near Holy Land Experience? Luke used to live right near there too - we'd walk past it on our way to that plaza across the street from Milennia.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Yep. I live at that apartment complex by the 7-11. I hear them singing all the time when I come home from work. It would probably be much less annoying if I wasn't annoyed with their existence already.

[3libras.livejournal.com]

Haha, oh wow! Luke used to live in that complex. I took link 40 over there to visit him all the time. He used to work at the Payless in that plaza across the street from the mall, and at quiznos, while both his roomies worked at BJ's.
Ah, memories. I get all nostalgic every time I see that overpass.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Hee. Small world. I understand that feeling, though. I get it every time I have to go over by UCF for anything.

[wintersjuly.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS THAT MOVIE

[momebie.livejournal.com]

A GLORIOUS FILM OF GLORIOUSNESS, THAT'S WHAT.

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

OH WAIT, THE REASON THEY WERE KILLING LESBIANS WAS TO GET SKIN TO COVER THEMSELVES SO THEY COULD BE SEEN IN DAYLIGHT. OMG THE MOVIE MAKES MORE SENSE NOW.

SERIOUSLY, HOW DID YOU PAY ATTENTION SO WELL?

[lunalovegoddess.livejournal.com]

Have I told you lately that I love you?

[soundandvision.livejournal.com]

Psh, Jesus would never wear Adidas with tube socks--he'd have the decency to wear sport anklets.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

AHAHA AMAZING! I think I need to watch this movie.

I like how they gave her a laptop so she could just directly read her lines off of it.

[marilla82.livejournal.com]

I'm both terrified and intrigued.

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

IKR, WHY DID SHE GET THE PART IF SHE HAD TO READ HER LINES FROM THE LAPTOP?!

[momebie.livejournal.com]

MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY DID SHE HAVE THE LAPTOP IN A FUCKING SAUNA? THAT'S HORRIBLE FOR IT.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

You just did!

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

IF ONLY THAT WERE THE MOST WTF MOMENT OF THE MOVIE.

BUT SERIOUSLY, DID YOU SEE HOW OLD IT WAS? MAYBE SHE JUST WANTED TO GET IT REPLACED. SO SHE SET ABOUT GETTING IT "DESTROYED" ON THE JOB.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

YEAH, BUT LIKE, SHE COULD HAVE ACCIDENTALLY STAKED IT. OR DRENCHED IT IN JESUS BLOOD. OR SOMETHING.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Oh god. It was so amazing. You can watch the whole thing on Youtube.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

I REALLY THINK THAT'S ONE OF THOSE TIMES WHERE BEING ADD ACTUALLY HELPED ME UNDERSTAND MORE. REGULAR TV? GET THE FUCK OUTTA TOWN. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR MUNDANE TRIVIALITIES. BUT YOU GET JESUS FIGHTING SOME VAMPIRES FOR LESBIAN RIGHTS? I'M IN LIKE SIN, FUCKER.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

I'm feeling ya. Or maybe Birkenstocks.

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

SHH. I'M TRYING TO MAKE LOGIC HAPPEN.

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE SO FUCKING STRANGE. ♥

[momebie.livejournal.com]

BABY, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE HALF OF IT.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

OH, SORRY. I'M A WARRIOR AGAINST LOGIC, YOU UNDERSTAND.

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

BUT FOR SOME REASON I STILL LOVE YOU ANYWAY.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

It's all a part of my charm.