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Title: Three Ways Owen Didn't Lose His Virginity In a Stationery Cupboard at Fifteen.
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momebie
Recipient:misswinterhill
Book: Slow Decay
Characters: Owen and a handful of OCs
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,515
Summary: Owen likes to talk big about losing his virginity at the age of fifteen, in a stationery cupboard, no less. These are three different stories he likes to tell, not a one of which is completely true.
A/N: This book is kind of ridiculous you guys. When I finished it I was still hung up on that one random aside from chapter eleven about Owen losing his virginity at fifteen in a stationery cupboard. What did that have to do with crying girls? And how do you fit two people in a cupboard with the shelves still in!? So this fic was actuallybarbed_whispers' idea, but since it was better than all of my non-ideas, I stole it. Thank you to paragraphs and adellyna for the betas. All remaining faults are mine.
To My Recipient: Like the book, this whole thing is entirely ridiculous. And it doesn't even involve people eating each other! If you want something else please let me know and I'll work on an actual-facts fic for you that incorporates more points from the novel.
( The storage room was hot and damp, and so was Owen. )
Author:
momebieRecipient:
misswinterhillBook: Slow Decay
Characters: Owen and a handful of OCs
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,515
Summary: Owen likes to talk big about losing his virginity at the age of fifteen, in a stationery cupboard, no less. These are three different stories he likes to tell, not a one of which is completely true.
A/N: This book is kind of ridiculous you guys. When I finished it I was still hung up on that one random aside from chapter eleven about Owen losing his virginity at fifteen in a stationery cupboard. What did that have to do with crying girls? And how do you fit two people in a cupboard with the shelves still in!? So this fic was actually
barbed_whispers' idea, but since it was better than all of my non-ideas, I stole it. Thank you to paragraphs and adellyna for the betas. All remaining faults are mine. To My Recipient: Like the book, this whole thing is entirely ridiculous. And it doesn't even involve people eating each other! If you want something else please let me know and I'll work on an actual-facts fic for you that incorporates more points from the novel.
( The storage room was hot and damp, and so was Owen. )
