Crowley was in Hell's bad books.

[momebie]

So they have Star Wars speed dating at Dragon*Con. I've decided that Lisa should participate in this, because even though she's never seen the movies all of the facts we've fed her she knows about Star Wars are totally true and complete and would impress all but the staunchest adherents to the Force. Discussion about this Wednesday night brought about discussion on how to find your Star Wars name, which involves some sort of complicated ciphering and standing on one foot and touching your nose with your eyes closed. It's a lot like a sobriety test, honestly, and God knows I haven't been able to pass one of those since the third grade. Which means I wasn't entirely surprised to find that my Star Wars name came out to be almost impossible to pronounce using human tongues.

Larcr Stfer. If left to me, I'd prefer to pronounce it Larcroix St. Fer. I could be some sort of nobility, I'm sure. I'd get a tauntaun all my own and ample land to graze it away from creepy, lightsaber wielding mad men looking to 'tag' him by gutting him. Of course, Lisa and Em have decided it's actually pronounced more like Lurker Stiffer, which I guess isn't exactly false advertising since I am often lurking and my internet penis is huge.

Lisa told me that they're holding a special party for the blood donors at the con and there will probably be famous people at it. In fact, she's hoping that Mark Sheppard will be at it, so she can rub in the fact that she got to meet him and I didn't. And also so she can tell him that the reason I can't give blood is because in the state of Florida you have to wait a year to give blood after your last tattoo. And what was my last tattoo of? Crowley. (And Aziraphale, but I doubt he'd care so much about that.) Thereby implying that I am way more obsessed with him than I am. (IT WASN'T EVEN HIS CROWLEY.) I won't even be there to defend my lurker stiffer self. I'll just be creeping around elsewhere, crying my lurky tears.

And possibly using all my con free time to write an Inception steampunk AU. Someone tell me not to do that. >.>

Comments

[octopus.livejournal.com]

do it.

I mean-

blast, you told us to tell you not to.
well, oops.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

All of my friends are SO BAD at following instructions!

Also, I meant to PM you! I went to the post office instead of just relying on the internet adjuster thing and the lady behind the counter said I should be able to ship that stuff to you for $6? So I was thinking, if you still wanted it and could send me $15 US dollars (two more than for the books, mostly to make up for what pay pal will take out) then I'll just go ahead and send them your way. Since it's mostly about getting stuff out of my apartment and to a good home.

[octopus.livejournal.com]

Awwwww ♥ you too.

Yes, that's absolutely fine! Thank you :)

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Woo! No rush. I probably wouldn't get them sent off till after the con anyway. :D

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

I nearly choked on my caramel shake. Oh my god. ~dying of laughter at your Star Wars name~

May I please metaquotes this bit:

Larcr Stfer. If left to me, I'd prefer to pronounce it Larcroix St. Fer. I could be some sort of nobility, I'm sure. I'd get a tauntaun all my own and ample land to graze it away from creepy, lightsaber wielding mad men looking to 'tag' him by gutting him. Of course, Lisa and Em have decided it's actually pronounced more like Lurker Stiffer, which I guess isn't exactly false advertising since I am often lurking and my internet penis is huge.

Your internet penis needs to be shared with the world.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Sure! Please feel free to spread my internet penis near and far. It's pretty much my mission statement.

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

Quoted!!

[momebie.livejournal.com]

What does QWP mean? HELP! I AM AN INTERNET NOOB! And I can unlock this if it would make things easier there. There's nothing incriminating here. I'm just used to locking things at this point. :p

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

Quoted With Permission, and that is *entirely* up to you. It's just procedure to gain permission to quote a flocked entry (unflocked entries are fair game, though I ask anyway). If you wanna unlock it, you can, or you can leave it locked. Neither makes no never mind. :D

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Now unlocked, because I'm a whore.

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

and you have used the appropriate icon, too!

[momebie.livejournal.com]

JASPER RESEMBLES THAT STATEMENT.

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

~dies laughing~ yes. yes he does.

[gisforgreen.livejournal.com]

as if you already weren't spreading your internet peen near and far. gosh, KL. keep it in your internet pants already

[momebie.livejournal.com]

My internet pants are all encompassing. *waggles eyebrows*

[ninepointfivemm.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. I'll call you "La-cwah san fer" ;)

I can't remember what my Star Wars name is? I picked a generator off the list, and it appears it is Jesst Widam or Jesst Wiroc. I can actually see Jesst Widam as a real SW name, so that works.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

You can call me whatever you like, baby, as long as it's not late for Incepticon.

[ninepointfivemm.livejournal.com]

Incepticon is the best damn con, what with totem-tossing alcohol purchases, the Into the PASIV panel, and snazzy suits.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

WELL, YEAH. BEST DRESSED FUCKING CON IN THE WHOLE DAMN LAND. I am honestly debating wearing the suspenders and sleeve garters one day for the hell of it, even though I'm not going to do the full costume. I'll spend that day larping as a Hipster Douchebag. ;)

Also, I feel like Dom would disapprove of this use of the totems, but what that stick in the mud doesn't know won't hurt him. [/taking the Eames approach]

[ninepointfivemm.livejournal.com]

You ought to! You're missing your mustache, though. :P

Pfft, Dom Cobb doesn't even know which way is up half the time. We do, thus we can use the totems sensibly. Ithinkthismeanswecan'tgamblewiththemthough

[momebie.livejournal.com]

I am unable to grow the required amount of facial hair. My cheeks will look so naked! #scandalous!

Lucky for us, drinking and gambling are two ENTIRELY DIFFERENT things.

[winnett.livejournal.com]

OMG I'm too amused by you! You know that, right?

I think that Star Wars speed dating sounds awesome. Can you give me details. Maybe we should do something like that for Orycon.

Write it!

[momebie.livejournal.com]

My frustrations are often amusing to others. I share because I care. :p

I can certainly see if I can do some research to find out things for you. All I know about it now is that it's happening. Apparently it happened at Celebration V too, which is actually why we started talking about Star Wars names, because McKay said that at Celebration you weren't allowed to use your real name and I was wondering what kind of Star Wars name I'd have to come up with.

WRITING THINGS TAKES EFFORT THOUGH. UGH.

[brilligspoons.livejournal.com]

And possibly using all my con free time to write an Inception steampunk AU.

DO IT DO IT DO IT.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE HORRIBLE ENABLERS. You saw this, right? (http://alchemyalice.livejournal.com/18156.html#cutid1)

[brilligspoons.livejournal.com]

*gawks* NO, NO I HADN'T. I AM SERIOUSLY BOUNCING IN MY CHAIR RIGHT NOW. OMGOMGOMG.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

IT WAS JUST ONE OF THE WAYS THE UNIVERSE SHOWED ME IT LOVED ME THIS MORNING. It actually made getting out of bed after having not really slept possible. Heh.

[starsystems.livejournal.com]

STEAMPUNK. INCEPTION. AU.

STEAMPUNK INCEPTION AU. There is just... No. There is no excuse good enough. You pretty much have to write it now.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

BUT WRITING IS HAAAAARD. /whines

[matthewbowers.livejournal.com]

Laughing so hard at "Lurker Stiffer."

And DON'T DOOOOO IT. I dunno why not, but I'll be the lone voice in the wilderness.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I have to convince myself that my friends really do love me and I'm not just here because I'm hilariously awkward. Sometimes I succeed at this!

Most of the why nots are tied into needing time to write original things people might actually want to publish one day. I have always loved instant gratification, though. I appreciate your support! :p

[brilliant-snark.livejournal.com]

STEAMPUNK INCEPTION AU. NOW.

Star Wars speed dating sounds awesome. :) If I remember correctly, my Star Wars name was Anase Popas. Or something. I like your pronunciation of Larcr Stfer, but Lurker Stiffer is pretty funny. :P

[momebie.livejournal.com]

WELL, NOT LIKE, NOW. NOW I'M GOING TO THE COMIC BOOK STORE. AND TARGET. AND THE LIQUOR STORE. SO MAYBE LIKE, TOMORROW. BUT MORE LIKELY THREE WEEKS FROM NOW.

I am so sad that everyone else's Star Wars names have enough vowels in them to make them possible to pronounce. Maybe it just means they don't want me in that universe. :(

[brilliant-snark.livejournal.com]

MMM, LIQUOR STORE. WHAT, YOU CAN'T BEAM IT DIRECTLY FROM YOUR BRAIN TO THE COMPUTER?

But...Popas. I...don't even. It's just funny looking. I don't like it. And then there's pronunciation. I go for Poh-pah. Cause pop-ass, well...actually, that's pretty funny.

[theemdash]

LURKER STIFFER.

I'm not telling you not to do that. I'm going to be feeding you lines of dialouge and then asking to beta.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON, EM DASH. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF.

(I may try and hash out plots at lunch tomorrow. >.>)

[gisforgreen.livejournal.com]

Your life. So ridic

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. I'd start to worry if it wasn't though, really.

[gisforgreen.livejournal.com]

I would worry too if suddenly you weren't duking it out with bacon on twitter.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

To be fair, bacon started that one.

[myras-girls.livejournal.com]

I would really love to give blood but they won't take mine. BOO!

[momebie.livejournal.com]

They won't take mine because I'm a dirty heathen who has tattoos and clearly shares needles with hookers on OBT. Or something!

[gisforgreen.livejournal.com]

Don't write an inception steampunk au

[momebie.livejournal.com]

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU.

[gisforgreen.livejournal.com]

because you know that I am the one person that still hasn't seen inception and therefor has no interest in the fic from it. you should write me um good omens hockey aus or something instead. Or batman. The end.

[ladygemtepz.livejournal.com]

eh, I've seen worse. Mine for example, is Pet Me. no I'm not kidding. I pronounce it Petme' but it still sounds like I'm a Jedi stripper or something.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

I saw quite a few Jedi strippers over the weekend. :p