Shaking this ass and watching myself.

[momebie]

SO, IT'S ALMOST 1AM! THE SHOW WAS GREAT! DAMION SUOMI AND THE MINOR PROPHETS ALL CONTINUE TO BE AMAZING. ADORABLE OPENERS ARE ADORABLE. YOU SHOULDN'T DRINK PEAR CIDER AFTER STRONGBOW, IT TASTES LIKE WATER. THE MANAGEMENT OF WILL'S PUB DOES NOT ALLOW ALBINO MIDGET TWINS ON THE PREMISES.

I'm not just dicking about on the computer at 1 on a school night because I have a problem though. Oh, no! See, barbed_whispers has this awesome theory that Bob Bryar had to leave MCR because he's actually a werewolf. And we were discussing it and we think there are probably other AMAZING THEORIES out there amongst the denizens of the internet. And we kind of wanted to hold this loose fest type thing, where people throw crack theories for why Bob left MCR in a hat and then we draw them out and people write awesome fic. We didn't know if it was too soon though. That's the problem with being douchebags. You never really know when it's too soon. So we wanted to gauge interest in crack ideas about Bob Bryar. On the butthurt scale of Spider-man* (crai moar emo kid!**) to robots (haha humans!), how ready are you for fic about crack Bob theories?

[Poll #1574114]

Uh, and if people are already writing crack Bob Leaving MCR fic, please let us know. We're all about reaping the rewards of other people's efforts. We're also all about ridiculous polls, which is mainly the function of this entry. I swear I'm not drunk. They really shouldn't have let the two of us live together. And they REALLY shouldn't let the two of us on the internet. (This is just a continuation of my streak of being OMGWRONGONTHEINTERNET.)

*Hyphen or no hyphen? Em would know.
**I told Lisa Em REALLY was not going to agree about Spidey being emo, but that's the scale and I'm sticking to it.

Uh...I'm getting up in four hours. I think I'll go take a shower now before the cigarette smoke in my hair gives me an asthma attack, and then pass the fuck out. I'm driving to Dina tomorrow. It is going to be a loooooong day.

Comments

[fleurdeliser.livejournal.com]

SWEET DREAMS, KL! I'm glad you had a good time. May your few hours of sleep be VERY, VERY GOOD HOURS.


Haha, I feel like I need to qualify my "robots" response. I didn't even cry when my three grandparents died (not at the same time, just, three of them have died in the past few years). A ROBOT: I AM ONE.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU MUCH, DEAR. I HOPE YOUR REST WAS EXCELLENT. I don't think I actually fell asleep, though I know I must have passed out somewhere in there, because I don't remember being bitten THREE TIMES by a fucking mosquito. No seriously, fuck you mosquitoes. I don't sleep outside for a reason!

The weird thing is, I have a very hard time crying over people I know. When I go to funerals I'm just kind of numb and awkward. However, Grey's Anatomy episodes make me cry like an infant, so I don't even know.

[seratonation.livejournal.com]

im always robot ready for crack pot theories and thier accompanying fic!!

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Excellent! You can join our robot army!

[gisforgreen.livejournal.com]

Yessss join usssssss.

[seratonation.livejournal.com]

ROBOT ARMY!! awesomesauce

also im glad to see no one is spiderman emo over this. (im sure theres no hyphen dude, but apperently im wrong)

also also after reading all the comments i think we should go with the ginger ninja werewolf theory!

all in reply to danielle just coz :P

[gisforgreen.livejournal.com]

I was spider-man emo over Bob leaving the band but I am always up for crack.


CAUSE I AM YOUR FAVORITE.

[seratonation.livejournal.com]

so where does that put you on th scale? vampires? werewolves? space aliens?!

that goes without saying!! :D

[gisforgreen.livejournal.com]

IDK. SEA MONSTERS PROB

[seratonation.livejournal.com]

i dont have any seamonster icns!

have a dalek having a bad hair day?

[gisforgreen.livejournal.com]

LAMERS. I AM JUDGING YOU!

[seratonation.livejournal.com]

ill put it on the list! when i can be bothered to go add some icons

[gisforgreen.livejournal.com]

hahahaha whatever. I don't have any either in my que

[seratonation.livejournal.com]

ahahahah fail!!

[momebie.livejournal.com]

I don't know what I love more, that icon or the fact that you own it. ♥

[seratonation.livejournal.com]

\O/ its one of my faves, i wish i had more opportunity to use it.

oh oh! maybe yuo should go for the bob is actually the doctor! i dont enough about dr who to keep going with this idea! there should be a tardis! the doctor has always wanted to be ginger i know this!

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

spiderman, no hyphen :)

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Everyone disagrees about this! This would be made easier if I actually read Spidey comics. Alas.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

ah, well, i've never read the comics, either, so ohters are probably much more knowledgable than me! but i've never seen it with a hyphen before

[momebie.livejournal.com]

I think it's probably a thing where both are acceptable amongst the general population, but invested people like my friends will FREAK OUT if it's used the 'not right' way. Like, I don't think they use the hyphen in the movies. I guarantee you I don't know. Batman doesn't leave me with these issues!

[n7of9.livejournal.com]

hyphen and capital M ;)

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Two conflicting responses! I'm a DC person, I can't keep up with this!

[n7of9.livejournal.com]

i dunno either...i just wiki'd it

Spider-Man (mistakenly spelled Spiderman)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man

[starsystems.livejournal.com]

I remember someone saying that it was obviously his secret ninja past catching up with him and he had to leave so he wouldn't get the rest of the band involved in it.

I think this is a very feasible theory.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

I also think this is a very feasible theory. I'm sad my friends and I never sent him the Stealth Ninja hoodie. Now we don't know where to send it!

[theemdash]

Hyphen with a capital M. And if anyone tells you different, they are wrong.

Also, it's not Spider-Man that is an emo kid, Peter is. I swear to god, that does actually make a difference. Also, I love USM for the same reason I love Harry Potter, so it's a fair assessment.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

At least I remembered the hyphen. And actually, last night I was so tired I couldn't figure out why Firefox wouldn't let me spell it 'haiphen'. I am in your English language, fucking it up!

[gisforgreen.livejournal.com]

I am still emo pants about Bob leaving so I put spiderman, but I am always ready for Bob crack fic. A thank you.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

I'm still a little sad he won't be in the band anymore. At the same time, yes, crack!fic is the way to solve all of our problems. I'm actually amused at how many people chose Sea Monsters.

[gisforgreen.livejournal.com]

You KNOW Bob is my favorite. I am debating whether or not to even bother with them anymore.


How many people? Sea Monsters seems like a pretty cool level to be at. Better than emo pants Spider-Man. Wah wah Mary Jane wah wah Bob Bryar *cry into my cereal*

[seratonation.livejournal.com]

i cant see your vote D:

[gisforgreen.livejournal.com]

SPIDER MAN EMO!

[seratonation.livejournal.com]

it says there is 0% voting for spiderman! the machine ate your vote!!

[gisforgreen.livejournal.com]

dickbag lj poll

[momebie.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU GONNA VOTE FOR FREAKING SPIDER-MAN OR NOT!? INACCURATE RESULTS ARE INACCURATE!

[gisforgreen.livejournal.com]

I TOTALLY DID. FUCKING LJ. LEMME HIT THAT RIGHT NOW, BOSSY MCBOSSERSON

[momebie.livejournal.com]

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'LL DO WHAT I SAY. OR I'LL...HIT YOU. WITH SOME FUCKING KNOWLEDGE. THAT'S RIGHT. KNOWLEDGE. LIKE KNOWING SHIT. AND STUFF.

No one will be surprised that I did not have time to pack your box yesterday. I'll send it this week. On pain of pokes.

[gisforgreen.livejournal.com]

ACCORDING TO INDIANA JONES AND THE CRYSTAL SKULL KNOWLEDGE IS THE GREATEST TREASURE OF ALL SO I WIN THIS ONE.

OMG YOU FORGOT TO DO THAT?! SO FUCKING SURPRISED. I MAY HAVE PEED MY PANTS.

[seratonation.livejournal.com]

THERE IT IS!!

[getyourguns.livejournal.com]

"YOU SHOULDN'T DRINK PEAR CIDER AFTER STRONGBOW, IT TASTES LIKE WATER."
WEEEIIIIRD. I almost did that EXACT thing last night. But I had a spitfire instead (cider, lager, and honey liquer) and then had an Ace Pear and it was DELICIOUS.


Bob. :(

[momebie.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what honey liquer is, but I'm' feeling compelled to find out. The problem last night was that I drank the Strongbow, which is relatively dry, and then the Woodchucks pear, which is just really sweet. The taste of the Strongbow still in my mouth and it kind of overrode everything else.

Bob. :(

[barbed-whispers.livejournal.com]

no no, it was because he's NOT a werewolf, but jon walker started a rumor that he was and frank and gee believed him and started trying to be SENSITIVE to his NEEDS!

our other theories from last night were: he was cuddling gee too much and frank told him to stop hogging him or leave; he wasn't cuddling people enough and frank tried to make him sign a cuddling contract; shit there was a third one. why can't i rememberrrrrrrrrrr?

[momebie.livejournal.com]

THERE'S SO MUCH TO REMEMBER. OH MY GOD.

[barbed-whispers.livejournal.com]

we should get an INTERN to write this shit down!

[momebie.livejournal.com]

YES. Do you think I could start sending memos to the department's new intern in Boston and have them type up full minutes and schedules of all our doings?

[barbed-whispers.livejournal.com]

absolutely! make sure they know they're on-call 24/7

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

I am actually possibly in the Q Continuum. "There's a guy named Bob in MCR? What songs did they do again?"

[momebie.livejournal.com]

They do this one about how not okay Gerard is! It's my boyfriend's favorite song! He really loves it when you repeat the same line OVER AND OVER AGAIN. (Like, I really love this band, but I agree that they're ridic.) Bob is the drummer.