#watchtheskies

[momebie]

It's possible that this icon has NEVER BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE. So this morning on twitter we started talking about Space Unicorn Sodomy, like you do. I've been asked about it, so if you wanna hear it, here it goes!


*All twitter names have been changed to LJ names for the ease of well, me.

momebie: @sopdetly If everyone you know walked toward the big scary spaceship, would you join them? ;)
sopdetly: @momebie It depends. Does the ship have the license plate "PROBE1"?
momebie: @sopdetly Would that be better or worse than the one with the plate that said 'UNICORNSURPRISE'? #lifesimportantquestions
sopdetly: @momebie ...I'd go with the latter. Because then there's a CHANCE that I don't actually know what the surprise is.
momebie: @sopdetly The surprise is lollipops. (AND SODOMY!)
theemdash: @momebie There are surprise lollipops on the unicorn spaceship?
sopdetly: @momebie So I'd be half-surprised! Sweet! :D
momebie: @theemdash Yes. And surprise rape. And I know you love raperies!
theemdash: @momebie I LOVE raperies! *throws around glitter*
momebie: @sopdetly Hahaha. I like how you apparently expect sodomy from space unicorns. (Those things you never expect to see typed out...)
sopdetly: @momebie No no, she LOVED raperies. Past tense
sopdetly: @momebie Unicorns killed Tonks. Clearly they are R/S fans. THUS: SODOMY.
momebie: @sopdetly That is very wise reasoning.
theemdash: @sopdetly LOL. I love your unicorns-like-sodomy logic.
sopdetly: @momebie I am known for my flawless logic. *nods*
sopdetly: I wonder if discussion of sodomistic space unicorns qualifies as #classy to @maureenjohnson. Hmmm.
theemdash: @sopdetly It is TOTALLY classy!
sopdetly: @theemdash I am glad you approve.
entil2001: @sopdetly "Space Unicorn Sodomy" sounds like an awesome album title. Or hit single. Or both.
momebie: @barbed_whispers Keep this in mind. RT: @entil2001: @sopdetly "Space Unicorn Sodomy" sounds like an awesome album title. Or hit single. Or both.
marilla82: @momebie Or the reason you're sitting in a jail cell.
momebie: @theemdash Dude, if it's not classy, then I don't want to live in this world any longer. It has nothing for me.
sopdetly: @entil2001 You kidding? It's my new band name!
momebie: @marilla82 Why would they throw me in jail? I'm the victim here! We can't let the Space Unicorns get away with this!
marilla82: @momebie Are you accusing an innocent Space Unicorn of acts of indecency? We all know which party would be responsible for depravity.
theemdash: @momebie Maybe that's why the space unicorns are coming to sodomize you.
momebie: @marilla82 Sherlock Holmes? I hear his depravity knows no bounds.
momebie: @theemdash Time to get out the brick diapers.
barbed_whispers: @momebie duly noted.
theemdash: @momebie Brick? Um.... I hear chastity belts come in steel.
sopdetly: @theemdash Perhaps she was suggesting that you shit a brick?
momebie: @theemdash Steel can be awfully thin though, and I'm pretty sure unicorn horns are made of an indestructible material not known to man.
momebie: @theemdash They'd pierce right through. Of course they'd also break the brick, but it might give me a head start.
barbed_whispers: @momebie your best bet would be dragon scales.
theemdash: @momebie But which surface would you rather have against your skin? Also, they're raping with their horns?!
sopdetly: @theemdash DUH. Sodomy is what unicorn horn is FOR.
theemdash: I've spent all morning discussing space unicorn sodomy and its prevention. It's possible normies should never follow my twitter.
barbed_whispers: @theemdash are you PRO normies getting sodomized by unicorns?!
momebie: @barbed_whispers Ooh, not something I'd considered. Good looking out!
momebie: @theemdash I mean, the horn would be the most effective implement. I don't think the Space Unicorns are nice and out for lust.
momebie: @sopdetly Just look at them! What else could they be for!?
momebie: Man, all this discussion of Space Unicorn Sodomy sure has worked up an appetite. #noitsnotaband #notyet #watchtheskies
barbed_whispers: @momebie i spend a lot of time thinking about this sort of thing.
barbed_whispers: @momebie watch the skies should be our first single.
brilligspoons: @momebie I am intrigued by Space Unicorn Sodomy! Tell me more!
momebie: @brilligspoons It's exactly what it sounds like. Basically my friends are all spazzes. I feel I should write up this convo for posterity.
theemdash: @sopdetly Is that the only way they sodomize then? Do gay unicorns get no play on their johnson?
sopdetly: @momebie I know! Up and ready to go, ALL THE TIME.
theemdash: @barbed_whispers *dies a little* Yes. Yes I am. If you're a normie, you're asking to be sodomized by a space unicorn.
sopdetly: @theemdash Unicorns do not have a pecker. That would sexualize them, and unicorns are meant to be innocent and pure.
momebie: @sopdetly AND ALSO BLOOD THIRSTY DEMONS.
momebie: Right. I'm going to chick-fil-a, and then I'm coming back and typing up the thread on Space Unicorn Sodomy. You've been warned.
brilligspoons: @momebie YESSSSSSSSS
theemdash: @sopdetly Wait. Really? My unicorn knowledge is not as extensive as my vampire knowledge. Do they not have peckers?
barbed_whispers: @theemdash first they came for the normies, and i didn't speak up. then they came for the 501st, and i didn't speak up. etc. #goingtohell
karenthology: @theemdash @momebie @barbed_whispers @marilla82 ... okay, so you guys totally sparkled up my Twitter this morning. *throws glitter* *FROM SPACE*
theemdash: @momebie Include this: I told someone not on twitter and she said: "It's an important issue. THINK OF THE CHILDREN."
theemdash: @barbed_whispers Dude, they won't come for you, though. Because you'll have on your brick/steel panties! ("come for you" ahahahaha)
theemdash: @karenthology Really? I had no idea you were interested in space unicorn sodomy prevention!
sopdetly: @momebie I think it's smart to type it up and share it.
sopdetly: @theemdash Seems superfluous in light of the Horn of Sodomy Raping, I just assume they don't!
theemdash: @sopdetly If unicorns don't have peckers, how do they reproduce?
karenthology: @theemdash Well. I mean. My day has been -- coffee. Editing. Coffee. Excel spreadsheets. Coffee. And then all of a sudden: SPACE UNICORNS
entil2001: @theemdash @sopdetly I would assume the sodomy would have something to do with this process? (He asked with disturbing calm and seriousness.)
theemdash: @karenthology That would be kind of awesome.
theemdash: Those concerned with the Prevention of Space Unicorn Sodomy: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/2/3/
barbed_whispers: @theemdash unicorns don't discriminate!
sopdetly: @theemdash They are born from the joyful laughter of children.
theemdash: @entil2001 Does space unicorn sodomy lead to procreation?
sopdetly: @entil2001 Unicorn Ass Babies! Yes!
entil2001: @theemdash I really don't know. I think there's a need for a well-designed glossy pamphlet on the subject. Or a hotline.
sopdetly: @entil2001 1-888-UNI-PREG?
barbed_whispers: @karenthology we're keeping the world safe, one twitter at a time.
karenthology: @barbed_whispers We'll keep the home fires burning!
theemdash: @entil2001 @sopdetly Unicorn ass babies might explain everything.
theemdash: I cannot believe I just typed "unicorn ass babies might explain everything."
barbed_whispers: @theemdash me either. i mean, MIGHT?
sopdetly: @theemdash I love you.
theemdash: @barbed_whispers *dies more. again.*
barbed_whispers: @theemdash my work here is done! *goes to lunch*
theemdash: @sopdetly I love everyone participating in this discussion. Which is actually a lot of people.
momebie: @theemdash I mean, you're going to have a giraffe baby, so it would stand to reason that people could have unicorn babies.
sopdetly: @theemdash Is it? I just count the 4 of us?
theemdash: @momebie But don't unicorns only come to virgins?
theemdash: @sopdetly People on my flist who've mentioned space unicorn sodomy today: @momebie @barbed_whispers @karenthology @entil2001 @deoris1 @marilla82
theemdash: @sopdetly Of course some people (you, KL, Lisa) are more central to the discussion.
sopdetly: @theemdash Ah. Now I feel all kinds of left out, heh.
theemdash: @sopdetly All part of my plan to make you feel inadequate! (Or it's possible people are just really amused by us.)
meridianrising: @theemdash I feel very informed now, though. More exciting than anything I have going on here at work. :)

And that's that. I hope you all feel enlightened and educated and afraid. Post kept unlocked in case other parties want to link their flists back.

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[marilla82.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of the ridiculous emails we used to send back and forth during the day. Oh, how I miss my desk job!