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momebie ([personal profile] momebie) wrote2009-10-10 08:17 pm
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WHERE HAVE ALL OUR LESBIANS GONE?

Boy: it really is amazing how different of a world it is here than in Orlando
Boy: I've yet to run into non english speaking folks here, but the number of jacked up pick ups is a lot higher
Boy: also, no christians singing, but there are crickets
KL: I think it's just that in 'Dina, the Christians have the decency to sing only on their day of the week.


On the one hand, I don't like being reminded about how differently he's living than me right now. On the other, I really wish the Holy Land Experience would catch fire. (Yeah, I live across from that monstrosity that pretends to be a church. I'm actually very curious about it, but I refuse to give them money because they're run by one of those fringe Christian Zionist groups that wants to turn Jews into Christians. Just let people be, irgh.)

AND SPEAKING OF CHRISTIANS. This afternoon I went and hung out with [livejournal.com profile] theemdash and [livejournal.com profile] scifigirl and we watched a movie called Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. It was just as amazing as it sounds, and Sara spent much of it going 'WAIT, WHAT?' Basically, the vampires have been stealing lesbians (because no one will miss them due to their deviant behavior) and using them in skin graft operations to make it possible for the vampires to walk about in the sun. Jesus must stop them, aided by Mary Magnum and the Mexican wrestler The Saint.



so, that movie won an honorable mention at a film festival and I am never going to make fun of Jensen or Jared for lacking the acting skills EVER AGAIN.
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[identity profile] 3libras.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
You live near Holy Land Experience? Luke used to live right near there too - we'd walk past it on our way to that plaza across the street from Milennia.
ext_1548: Reid playing cards (Bones_ Dazzle *dies*)

[identity profile] scifigirl.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
OH WAIT, THE REASON THEY WERE KILLING LESBIANS WAS TO GET SKIN TO COVER THEMSELVES SO THEY COULD BE SEEN IN DAYLIGHT. OMG THE MOVIE MAKES MORE SENSE NOW.

SERIOUSLY, HOW DID YOU PAY ATTENTION SO WELL?

[identity profile] soundandvision.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Psh, Jesus would never wear Adidas with tube socks--he'd have the decency to wear sport anklets.

[identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
AHAHA AMAZING! I think I need to watch this movie.

I like how they gave her a laptop so she could just directly read her lines off of it.

[identity profile] marilla82.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm both terrified and intrigued.
ext_51891: (aww broken.)

[identity profile] liriaen.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
That film summary broke my brain.

[identity profile] nila-rena.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
Omg this movie looks so bad? Did you really watch the whole thing?

[identity profile] lady-ganesh.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously, I want to give that movie an award for sheer BALLS.

[identity profile] shatteringchaos.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god that movie sounds AMAZING. lol.

And urgh:/ The holy land experience=really stupid. You know that really elite private school nearby? The First Academy? It's uber christian, and I used to go there. It's hell on earth, I tell you.

[personal profile] starkdependant 2009-11-04 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
youtube won't let me play the video because my connection fucking sucks in the rain but LOL. That is the best thing ever. Jesus should smite Edward Cullen in the next movie, I'd love that.
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