momebie: (Supernatural Dean demon)
momebie ([personal profile] momebie) wrote2009-10-10 08:17 pm

WHERE HAVE ALL OUR LESBIANS GONE?

Boy: it really is amazing how different of a world it is here than in Orlando
Boy: I've yet to run into non english speaking folks here, but the number of jacked up pick ups is a lot higher
Boy: also, no christians singing, but there are crickets
KL: I think it's just that in 'Dina, the Christians have the decency to sing only on their day of the week.


On the one hand, I don't like being reminded about how differently he's living than me right now. On the other, I really wish the Holy Land Experience would catch fire. (Yeah, I live across from that monstrosity that pretends to be a church. I'm actually very curious about it, but I refuse to give them money because they're run by one of those fringe Christian Zionist groups that wants to turn Jews into Christians. Just let people be, irgh.)

AND SPEAKING OF CHRISTIANS. This afternoon I went and hung out with [livejournal.com profile] theemdash and [livejournal.com profile] scifigirl and we watched a movie called Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. It was just as amazing as it sounds, and Sara spent much of it going 'WAIT, WHAT?' Basically, the vampires have been stealing lesbians (because no one will miss them due to their deviant behavior) and using them in skin graft operations to make it possible for the vampires to walk about in the sun. Jesus must stop them, aided by Mary Magnum and the Mexican wrestler The Saint.



so, that movie won an honorable mention at a film festival and I am never going to make fun of Jensen or Jared for lacking the acting skills EVER AGAIN.
ext_1548: Reid playing cards (Bones_ Dazzle *dies*)

[identity profile] scifigirl.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
OH WAIT, THE REASON THEY WERE KILLING LESBIANS WAS TO GET SKIN TO COVER THEMSELVES SO THEY COULD BE SEEN IN DAYLIGHT. OMG THE MOVIE MAKES MORE SENSE NOW.

SERIOUSLY, HOW DID YOU PAY ATTENTION SO WELL?
ext_289215: (MCR Frank OMG)

[identity profile] momebie.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
I REALLY THINK THAT'S ONE OF THOSE TIMES WHERE BEING ADD ACTUALLY HELPED ME UNDERSTAND MORE. REGULAR TV? GET THE FUCK OUTTA TOWN. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR MUNDANE TRIVIALITIES. BUT YOU GET JESUS FIGHTING SOME VAMPIRES FOR LESBIAN RIGHTS? I'M IN LIKE SIN, FUCKER.
ext_1548: Reid playing cards (Psych_ text shifty eyes)

[identity profile] scifigirl.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE SO FUCKING STRANGE. ♥
ext_289215: (IT Crowd Snog)

[identity profile] momebie.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
BABY, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE HALF OF IT.
ext_1548: Reid playing cards (due South_ RayK maturity)

[identity profile] scifigirl.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
BUT FOR SOME REASON I STILL LOVE YOU ANYWAY.
ext_289215: (Supernatural Castiel IDFK)

[identity profile] momebie.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
It's all a part of my charm.
theemdash: (Firefly Dork)

[personal profile] theemdash 2009-10-11 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
The fucking strange is why I love her so goddamned much. ♥

[identity profile] lady-ganesh.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
...YOU'RE LIKE OUR OWN PERCY JACKSON.
theemdash: (Twilight Sparkle)

[personal profile] theemdash 2009-10-11 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
HOW DOES THAT MOVIE MAKE MORE SENSE? I KNEW THAT PLOT POINT AND IT STILL DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!