When they upload my brain to the internet I won't have the ability to wear underwear. And really, what would be the point of dancing then?

I love this line and feel like it has the possibility for a story in it, though I'm not sure what that story would be.... Do you mind if I steal part of your entry to turn it into a story at some undefined future date that may or may not exist? That line really would make a fabulous opening line for a story, at least in my -- non-uploaded -- brain.