The first bit where Jon attacks William with a priceless vase or the first bit where William manages to embarrass both of them with all his TOUCHING? *ruffles William's hair*

William does have hip envy, even though his don't lie! And I thought you'd like the dog bits. ♥

EDMUND SPENDS A LOT OF TIME WITH HIS SABER, IS ALL I'M SAYING.

That last line from William was kind of just a thing that happened, but I think it works for him. I'm gonna make it a canon thought of his, even if he never voices it.